Lefty has a chance to go to No. 1

lpls · 05-04-2010, 01:20 PM

That 15-foot birdie putt Phil Mickelson made on the final hole at Quail Hollow meant more than an extra $130,000 for finishing in second place alone.

It put him in position to become No. 1 in the world.

Mickelson could reach the top spot in the world ranking for the first time in his career by winning The Players Championship, provided Tiger Woods finishes out of the top five.

xman5 · 05-04-2010, 01:39 PM

Don't count Tiger out just yet, though I would love to.

Hidding 15 Skanky Girlfriends -> $100,000

Smashing your car -> $10,000

Missing cuts -> Priceless.

dangerbob · 05-04-2010, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by xman5

Don't count Tiger out just yet, though I would love to.

Hidding 15 Skanky Girlfriends -> $100,000

Smashing your car -> $10,000

Missing cuts -> Priceless.

LOL! And for everything there is a MasterCard!

MarinePaul · 05-04-2010, 04:54 PM

The difference between Tiger's golf ball and his SUV is that he can drive a golf ball 300 yards without hitting a tree.

dangerbob · 05-04-2010, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by MarinePaul

The difference between Tiger's golf ball and his SUV is that he can drive a golf ball 300 yards without hitting a tree.

That's just like when OJ Simpson was trying to escape in his white Bronco and John Elway was in his late career as a Denver Bronco.

The joke was: What does OJ Simpson and John Elway have in common?

The Answer was: OJ Simpson drives a slow white Bronco and John is a slow white Bronco.

05-04-2010, 01:20 PM	#1
lpls Junior Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2	Lefty has a chance to go to No. 1 That 15-foot birdie putt Phil Mickelson made on the final hole at Quail Hollow meant more than an extra $130,000 for finishing in second place alone. It put him in position to become No. 1 in the world. Mickelson could reach the top spot in the world ranking for the first time in his career by winning The Players Championship, provided Tiger Woods finishes out of the top five. Last edited by Rusty; 05-04-2010 at 05:16 PM.

05-04-2010, 01:39 PM	#2
xman5 Contest Statistician Join Date: May 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 3,903	Don't count Tiger out just yet, though I would love to. Hidding 15 Skanky Girlfriends -> $100,000 Smashing your car -> $10,000 Missing cuts -> Priceless. Last edited by xman5; 05-04-2010 at 01:41 PM.

05-04-2010, 04:32 PM	#3
dangerbob Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,872	Originally Posted by xman5 Don't count Tiger out just yet, though I would love to. Hidding 15 Skanky Girlfriends -> $100,000 Smashing your car -> $10,000 Missing cuts -> Priceless. LOL! And for everything there is a MasterCard! __________________ "On this hapless EARTH There's small SINCERITY of mirth And LAUGHTER oft is but an ART To drown the outcry of the HEART!"

05-04-2010, 04:54 PM	#4
MarinePaul Moderator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Warren, Ohio Posts: 8,003	The difference between Tiger's golf ball and his SUV is that he can drive a golf ball 300 yards without hitting a tree. __________________ Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you have.

05-04-2010, 05:31 PM	#5
dangerbob Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,872	Originally Posted by MarinePaul The difference between Tiger's golf ball and his SUV is that he can drive a golf ball 300 yards without hitting a tree. That's just like when OJ Simpson was trying to escape in his white Bronco and John Elway was in his late career as a Denver Bronco. The joke was: What does OJ Simpson and John Elway have in common? The Answer was: OJ Simpson drives a slow white Bronco and John is a slow white Bronco. __________________ "On this hapless EARTH There's small SINCERITY of mirth And LAUGHTER oft is but an ART To drown the outcry of the HEART!"

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