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sag · 08-09-2010, 04:11 PM

Since we have another off-week, here's some ads to pass the time:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
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FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE.
BETTER BE REWARD.
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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GEORGIA PEACHES
CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
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FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or
best offer. No longer needed. Got married
last weekend. Wife knows everything.
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Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
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Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
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At yesterday's Columbus Day fair, a woman was bitten by a dog
in the entertainment area.
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Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable
that lots of women wear nothing else.
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Wedding dress For Sale: Worn once by mistake. Call Carolyn.
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Our experienced Mum will care for your child.
Fenced yard, meals and smacks included.
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Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

LoJo · 08-09-2010, 04:20 PM

Hahahahahaha.....good ones!

MarinePaul · 08-09-2010, 08:22 PM

I love the German Shepherd ad.

LoJo · 08-09-2010, 09:32 PM

My fav was this one:

Wedding dress For Sale: Worn once by mistake. Call Carolyn.

hahaha

wiefan · 08-10-2010, 02:31 AM

Hi ya folks...I like the one about the wedding dress also...but I really liked the

"FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or
best offer. No longer needed. Got married
last weekend. Wife knows everything.

have a good day folks!!!

NTB · 08-10-2010, 08:36 AM

Mu fav,,,,,
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

08-09-2010, 04:11 PM	#1
sag Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 626	Newspaper Ads Since we have another off-week, here's some ads to pass the time: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. ---------------------------------- FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG ------------------------------ GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE. ------------------------------------- FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE. BETTER BE REWARD. ----------------------------------- SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. ------------------------------- GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb. ------------------------------------------ NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE ------------------------------------------- FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything. ------------------------------------------- Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At yesterday's Columbus Day fair, a woman was bitten by a dog in the entertainment area. -------------------------------------------------------------- Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Wedding dress For Sale: Worn once by mistake. Call Carolyn. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our experienced Mum will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included. ----------------------------------------------------- Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

08-09-2010, 08:22 PM	#3
MarinePaul Moderator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Warren, Ohio Posts: 8,001	I love the German Shepherd ad. __________________ Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you have.

08-10-2010, 08:36 AM	#6
NTB Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: hot springs village arkansas Posts: 2,288 Images: 4	Mu fav,,,,, Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. __________________ God Bless America \"Those people who will not be governed by God will be ruled by tyrants.\" - William Penn

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08-09-2010, 04:20 PM	#2
LoJo Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Golf Course Posts: 2,217 Images: 1	Hahahahahaha.....good ones!

08-09-2010, 09:32 PM	#4
LoJo Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Golf Course Posts: 2,217 Images: 1	My fav was this one: Wedding dress For Sale: Worn once by mistake. Call Carolyn. hahaha

08-10-2010, 02:31 AM	#5
wiefan Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,135	Hi ya folks...I like the one about the wedding dress also...but I really liked the "FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything. have a good day folks!!!