Sexiest Woman Alive?

Balabill · 03-20-2010, 11:06 AM

Well it's official coach Lane Kiffin ousted our Natalie in the first round of Esquire Mag contest Sexiest Woman Alive, what a sham. Other bloggers are encouraging their readers to keep the sham going and vote for Lane Kiffen in the second round. read Devil Ball. How the heck is Lane Kiffin a sexier woman than Natalie Gulbis? - Devil Ball Golf - Golf Blog - Yahoo! Sports
Esquire Magazine
Lane Kiffin Sexiest Woman Alive Madness Bracket - Esquire

MarinePaul · 03-20-2010, 01:28 PM

Natalie is a great beauty, but I don't think she's the sexiest woman alive. Then again, compared to Lane Kiffin, Nataie hands down.

Balabill · 03-21-2010, 11:37 AM

Looks like the readers are having fun with this contest. 62 year old Helen Mirren is trouncing hottie Megen Fox in the voting.

Go Figure !!!!..

Natalie tweeted yesterday that she is taking a vacation from tweeterland, I assume she wants to focus her attention on the next two stops at La Costa Resort & Spa and Rancho Mirage.

natalie_gulbis Taking a twitter vacation. Hope everyone watches the next few lpga events in USA.
about 16 hours ago

Saint-Just X · 03-21-2010, 03:30 PM

I'm assuming Lane Kiffin's inclusion is an in-joke that non-Americans wouldn't understand.

Let's be honest,though,if they really wanted to ascertain the sexiest woman alive,Natalie Gulbis wouldn't be anywhere near the final 64 ; I think she has the kind of looks that would appeal primarily to fourteen year old virgins.

And,obviously,most of them didn't vote.

Helen Mirren kicking Megan Fox's arse proves that the voters do get some things right.

La Mirren has been oozing sexuality from every pore for 40 years...

Pax Vobiscum
Saint-Just X

NTB · 03-21-2010, 09:13 PM

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dangerbob · 03-21-2010, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by Saint-Just X

I'm assuming Lane Kiffin's inclusion is an in-joke that non-Americans wouldn't understand.

Let's be honest,though,if they really wanted to ascertain the sexiest woman alive,Natalie Gulbis wouldn't be anywhere near the final 64 ; I think she has the kind of looks that would appeal primarily to fourteen year old virgins.

And,obviously,most of them didn't vote.

Helen Mirren kicking Megan Fox's arse proves that the voters do get some things right.

La Mirren has been oozing sexuality from every pore for 40 years...

Pax Vobiscum
Saint-Just X

I guess that's the reason why they MENU in a restaurant!

Balabill · 03-22-2010, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by Saint-Just X

I'm assuming Lane Kiffin's inclusion is an in-joke that non-Americans wouldn't understand.

Let's be honest,though,if they really wanted to ascertain the sexiest woman alive,Natalie Gulbis wouldn't be anywhere near the final 64 ; I think she has the kind of looks that would appeal primarily to fourteen year old virgins.

And,obviously,most of them didn't vote.

Helen Mirren kicking Megan Fox's arse proves that the voters do get some things right.

La Mirren has been oozing sexuality from every pore for 40 years...

Pax Vobiscum
Saint-Just X

So tell me, is that why the people at Esquire Magazine rated her as #1 among the sports personalities.
Speaking as a promiscuous 50 year male, I would rate Natalie number #1 along with all the other 14 year old virgins.

xman5 · 03-22-2010, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by Saint-Just X

I'm assuming Lane Kiffin's inclusion is an in-joke that non-Americans wouldn't understand.

Let's be honest,though,if they really wanted to ascertain the sexiest woman alive,Natalie Gulbis wouldn't be anywhere near the final 64 ; I think she has the kind of looks that would appeal primarily to fourteen year old virgins.

And,obviously,most of them didn't vote.

Helen Mirren kicking Megan Fox's arse proves that the voters do get some things right.

La Mirren has been oozing sexuality from every pore for 40 years...

Pax Vobiscum
Saint-Just X

The voting was divided into sections (It is done like the NCAA Tournament).

Gulbis was in a section with sports people. I think that she is by far the best in that section, but can not compete in others. However some of the pairings were strange.

And yeah I did vote for Helen Mirren.

Saint-Just X · 03-22-2010, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by Balabill

So tell me, is that why the people at Esquire Magazine rated her as #1 among the sports personalities.

No,it's because they lack imagination.

The people at Esquire magazine are middle-aged,fourteen year old virgins.

Originally Posted by Balabill

Speaking as a promiscuous 50 year male, I would rate Natalie number #1 along with all the other 14 year old virgins.

I'm not saying that other people don't find her attractive,I just think she's,basically,a fourteen year old virgin's wet dream : blonde,nice rack,long,tanned legs that go on forever.Well,ok,when I put it that way it makes her sound really hot.

I just don't find her beautiful,nor particularly sexy.

Granted,she's better looking than Lane Kiffin.

Well,with the right lighting,anyway...

Pax Vobiscum
Saint-Just X

Saint-Just X · 03-22-2010, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by xman5

The voting was divided into sections (It is done like the NCAA Tournament).

Gulbis was in a section with sports people. I think that she is by far the best in that section, but can not compete in others. However some of the pairings were strange.

She was in a section with Ana Ivanovich.

Natalie Gulbis is no Ana Ivanovich.

That sports' sectiion includes the wife of the Royals' fourth outfielder.I don't know what Mrs Podsednik looks like,but it's a loose definition of 'athlete'.

Originally Posted by xman5

And yeah I did vote for Helen Mirren.

It would be foolish to do otherwise...

Pax Vobiscum
Saint-Just X

03-20-2010, 01:28 PM	#2
MarinePaul Moderator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Warren, Ohio Posts: 8,002	Natalie is a great beauty, but I don't think she's the sexiest woman alive. Then again, compared to Lane Kiffin, Nataie hands down. __________________ Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you have.

03-21-2010, 03:30 PM	#4
Saint-Just X Senior Member Contests: Joint 3nd place overall winner 2010 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,675	I'm assuming Lane Kiffin's inclusion is an in-joke that non-Americans wouldn't understand. Let's be honest,though,if they really wanted to ascertain the sexiest woman alive,Natalie Gulbis wouldn't be anywhere near the final 64 ; I think she has the kind of looks that would appeal primarily to fourteen year old virgins. And,obviously,most of them didn't vote. Helen Mirren kicking Megan Fox's arse proves that the voters do get some things right. La Mirren has been oozing sexuality from every pore for 40 years... Pax Vobiscum Saint-Just X __________________ I have sent the most relevant posts you made about Paula Creamer to her lawyers. Hope they take action against your statements - Elf

03-21-2010, 09:13 PM	#5
NTB Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: hot springs village arkansas Posts: 2,288 Images: 4	Probably not the sexiest but Watch Beatriz Recari working out Video: Indo Board \| Beatriz Recari __________________ God Bless America \"Those people who will not be governed by God will be ruled by tyrants.\" - William Penn

03-21-2010, 11:27 PM	#6
dangerbob Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,871	Originally Posted by Saint-Just X I'm assuming Lane Kiffin's inclusion is an in-joke that non-Americans wouldn't understand. Let's be honest,though,if they really wanted to ascertain the sexiest woman alive,Natalie Gulbis wouldn't be anywhere near the final 64 ; I think she has the kind of looks that would appeal primarily to fourteen year old virgins. And,obviously,most of them didn't vote. Helen Mirren kicking Megan Fox's arse proves that the voters do get some things right. La Mirren has been oozing sexuality from every pore for 40 years... Pax Vobiscum Saint-Just X I guess that's the reason why they MENU in a restaurant! __________________ "On this hapless EARTH There's small SINCERITY of mirth And LAUGHTER oft is but an ART To drown the outcry of the HEART!" Last edited by dangerbob; 03-21-2010 at 11:29 PM.

03-22-2010, 09:45 AM	#7
Balabill Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bala Canada just north of Toronto Posts: 407	Originally Posted by Saint-Just X I'm assuming Lane Kiffin's inclusion is an in-joke that non-Americans wouldn't understand. Let's be honest,though,if they really wanted to ascertain the sexiest woman alive,Natalie Gulbis wouldn't be anywhere near the final 64 ; I think she has the kind of looks that would appeal primarily to fourteen year old virgins. And,obviously,most of them didn't vote. Helen Mirren kicking Megan Fox's arse proves that the voters do get some things right. La Mirren has been oozing sexuality from every pore for 40 years... Pax Vobiscum Saint-Just X So tell me, is that why the people at Esquire Magazine rated her as #1 among the sports personalities. Speaking as a promiscuous 50 year male, I would rate Natalie number #1 along with all the other 14 year old virgins.

03-20-2010, 11:06 AM	#1
Balabill Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bala Canada just north of Toronto Posts: 407	Sexiest Woman Alive? Well it's official coach Lane Kiffin ousted our Natalie in the first round of Esquire Mag contest Sexiest Woman Alive, what a sham. Other bloggers are encouraging their readers to keep the sham going and vote for Lane Kiffen in the second round. read Devil Ball. How the heck is Lane Kiffin a sexier woman than Natalie Gulbis? - Devil Ball Golf - Golf Blog - Yahoo! Sports Esquire Magazine Lane Kiffin Sexiest Woman Alive Madness Bracket - Esquire

03-21-2010, 11:37 AM	#3
Balabill Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bala Canada just north of Toronto Posts: 407	Looks like the readers are having fun with this contest. 62 year old Helen Mirren is trouncing hottie Megen Fox in the voting. Go Figure !!!!.. Natalie tweeted yesterday that she is taking a vacation from tweeterland, I assume she wants to focus her attention on the next two stops at La Costa Resort & Spa and Rancho Mirage. natalie_gulbis Taking a twitter vacation. Hope everyone watches the next few lpga events in USA. about 16 hours ago

03-22-2010, 09:57 AM	#8
xman5 Contest Statistician Join Date: May 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 3,903	Originally Posted by Saint-Just X I'm assuming Lane Kiffin's inclusion is an in-joke that non-Americans wouldn't understand. Let's be honest,though,if they really wanted to ascertain the sexiest woman alive,Natalie Gulbis wouldn't be anywhere near the final 64 ; I think she has the kind of looks that would appeal primarily to fourteen year old virgins. And,obviously,most of them didn't vote. Helen Mirren kicking Megan Fox's arse proves that the voters do get some things right. La Mirren has been oozing sexuality from every pore for 40 years... Pax Vobiscum Saint-Just X The voting was divided into sections (It is done like the NCAA Tournament). Gulbis was in a section with sports people. I think that she is by far the best in that section, but can not compete in others. However some of the pairings were strange. And yeah I did vote for Helen Mirren.

03-22-2010, 02:39 PM	#9
Saint-Just X Senior Member Contests: Joint 3nd place overall winner 2010 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,675	Originally Posted by Balabill So tell me, is that why the people at Esquire Magazine rated her as #1 among the sports personalities. No,it's because they lack imagination. The people at Esquire magazine are middle-aged,fourteen year old virgins. Originally Posted by Balabill Speaking as a promiscuous 50 year male, I would rate Natalie number #1 along with all the other 14 year old virgins. I'm not saying that other people don't find her attractive,I just think she's,basically,a fourteen year old virgin's wet dream : blonde,nice rack,long,tanned legs that go on forever.Well,ok,when I put it that way it makes her sound really hot. I just don't find her beautiful,nor particularly sexy. Granted,she's better looking than Lane Kiffin. Well,with the right lighting,anyway... Pax Vobiscum Saint-Just X __________________ I have sent the most relevant posts you made about Paula Creamer to her lawyers. Hope they take action against your statements - Elf

03-22-2010, 03:01 PM	#10
Saint-Just X Senior Member Contests: Joint 3nd place overall winner 2010 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,675	Originally Posted by xman5 The voting was divided into sections (It is done like the NCAA Tournament). Gulbis was in a section with sports people. I think that she is by far the best in that section, but can not compete in others. However some of the pairings were strange. She was in a section with Ana Ivanovich. Natalie Gulbis is no Ana Ivanovich. That sports' sectiion includes the wife of the Royals' fourth outfielder.I don't know what Mrs Podsednik looks like,but it's a loose definition of 'athlete'. Originally Posted by xman5 And yeah I did vote for Helen Mirren. It would be foolish to do otherwise... Pax Vobiscum Saint-Just X __________________ I have sent the most relevant posts you made about Paula Creamer to her lawyers. Hope they take action against your statements - Elf

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