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Old 08-30-2010, 05:00 PM   #11
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Shi Hyun Ahn is smoking hot!
I concur.

She should be exempt from any disciplinary proceedings based on her all-round level of hotness.

She had a great-ish rookie year,in '04,but hasn't been able to sustain it.I can't remember the last time she was in contention for a tournament.

I was hoping it would be her golf that would bring her back into the LPGA fans' consciousness ;unfortunately,it wasn't...

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Old 08-30-2010, 06:27 PM   #12
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Jane Blalock learned The Inchworm technique from Bob Toski, who also got caught Inchworming and resigned from the senior tour in the 80's.

This is how to do The Inchworm.

When marking your ball, making sure that others are not paying attention, place your coin in front of the ball. When it's your turn to putt, place the ball in front of your coin. You have now managed to get your ball closer to the hole by the diameter of the coin you are using. I would not recommend you use a coin larger in size than a quarter, a silver dollar might be too obvious.

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Bob Toski withdraws from the Senior Tour in 1986 in the wake of inchworming charges, and Jane Blalock is suspended by the LPGA in 1972 for the same reason. Blalock had been Toski's student, and when told of her suspension Toski says she probably slipped into the habit "subconsciously."
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Old 08-30-2010, 06:37 PM   #13
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In that Cheater's link I provided, the Jame Bond story is hilarious.

Here's part of it.
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Cut to the back nine: With the match all square, Goldfinger loses his drive in the rough. Oddjob (Harold Sakata), Goldfinger's Korean manservant-bodyguard-caddie (with the lethal derby), furtively drops a second ball through his pants leg. Bond sees it, as does his caddie, who says, "If that's 'is ball, I'm Arnold Palmer." To which Bond replies, "T'isn't." "How d'ya know?" asks the caddie. "I'm standing on it," says Bond.
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Old 08-30-2010, 09:03 PM   #14
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But as I recall Bond waits to the final green when he picks up the ball after Goldfinger putts out, tells Goldfinger that the number on the ball does not match thus causing Goldfinger to lose the prior holes and Bond wins the match.

At least thats how I remember it.

Then Oddjob breaks the statue with his hat after Goldfinger pay's Bond.
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Old 08-30-2010, 11:04 PM   #15
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But as I recall Bond waits to the final green when he picks up the ball after Goldfinger putts out, tells Goldfinger that the number on the ball does not match thus causing Goldfinger to lose the prior holes and Bond wins the match.

At least thats how I remember it.

Then Oddjob breaks the statue with his hat after Goldfinger pay's Bond.
I put in bold what I thought was funny, the rest of it can be found by taking the link I provided in the previous post.
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:40 AM   #16
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I put in bold what I thought was funny, the rest of it can be found by taking the link I provided in the previous post.
Didn't see the link the first time. Guess my memory is pretty good, I basically got it right.

Don't forget the other cheating scandal. In the begining of the movie Goldfinger is caught by Bond cheating at Gin in Miami Beach.
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