Post-tournamanet quote of the year

Blue · 07-19-2008, 07:38 AM

From Christina after Round 2 at the State Farm:

Q. You said yesterday was kind of seamless. I think you said after the third hole yesterday. Some days are like that and some days are like today where you feel like you've had to earn everything.
CHRISTINA KIM: Absolutely. Yeah, like I said, yesterday I just seemed like I farted and a birdie came, you know.

full interview: http://www.lpga.com/content_1.aspx?m...6515#christina

How can you not like her?

Paul S. · 07-19-2008, 07:49 AM

Gotta love her, I agree. That's funny!

MarinePaul · 07-19-2008, 08:13 AM

She's one of the great personalities on tour. If she could become a consistent winner, she'd be a real attraction for new fans.

dangerbob · 07-19-2008, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by MarinePaul

She's one of the great personalities on tour. If she could become a consistent winner, she'd be a real attraction for new fans.

And that's because she farted? When I fart, it's not a bird that comes out...it's more like a bird's shit!

MarinePaul · 07-19-2008, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by dangerbob

And that's because she farted? When I fart, it's not a bird that comes out...it's more like a bird's shit!

She's a character, and the LPGA could use that image of players enjoying what they do.

erichashi · 07-19-2008, 06:29 PM

Christina has always made me smile and laugh. I'm glad she's on tour!

dangerbob · 07-20-2008, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by erichashi

Christina has always made me smile and laugh. I'm glad she's on tour!

While we are on the subject, did you hear about...

A trucker who came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.
He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat
tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards.
What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of
headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of
crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?"

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for
the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"

FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!

07-19-2008, 07:38 AM	#1
Blue Forum Moderator Contests: Joint 3rd place overall winner 2009. Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,650 Images: 6	Post-tournamanet quote of the year From Christina after Round 2 at the State Farm: Q. You said yesterday was kind of seamless. I think you said after the third hole yesterday. Some days are like that and some days are like today where you feel like you've had to earn everything. CHRISTINA KIM: Absolutely. Yeah, like I said, yesterday I just seemed like I farted and a birdie came, you know. full interview: http://www.lpga.com/content_1.aspx?m...6515#christina How can you not like her?

07-19-2008, 08:13 AM	#3
MarinePaul Moderator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Warren, Ohio Posts: 8,003	She's one of the great personalities on tour. If she could become a consistent winner, she'd be a real attraction for new fans. __________________ Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you have.

07-19-2008, 03:57 PM	#4
dangerbob Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,872	Originally Posted by MarinePaul She's one of the great personalities on tour. If she could become a consistent winner, she'd be a real attraction for new fans. And that's because she farted? When I fart, it's not a bird that comes out...it's more like a bird's shit! __________________ "On this hapless EARTH There's small SINCERITY of mirth And LAUGHTER oft is but an ART To drown the outcry of the HEART!"

07-19-2008, 04:34 PM	#5
MarinePaul Moderator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Warren, Ohio Posts: 8,003	Originally Posted by dangerbob And that's because she farted? When I fart, it's not a bird that comes out...it's more like a bird's shit! She's a character, and the LPGA could use that image of players enjoying what they do. __________________ Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you have.

07-19-2008, 06:29 PM	#6
erichashi Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Minnesota Posts: 59	Christina has always made me smile and laugh. I'm glad she's on tour! __________________ [B][COLOR=Magenta] Power of the Pink![/COLOR][/B] :ani_notworthy:

07-19-2008, 07:49 AM	#2
Paul S. Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Minnetonka, MN Posts: 106	Gotta love her, I agree. That's funny!

07-20-2008, 09:09 PM	#7
dangerbob Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,872	Originally Posted by erichashi Christina has always made me smile and laugh. I'm glad she's on tour! While we are on the subject, did you hear about... A trucker who came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?" "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon." "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?" She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!" FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN! __________________ "On this hapless EARTH There's small SINCERITY of mirth And LAUGHTER oft is but an ART To drown the outcry of the HEART!"

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