Lorena to retire indefinitely

MarinePaul · 04-26-2010, 05:43 PM

Wiefan, if I can tap the casino for a few bucks, anyone can. It's a matter of knowing when to quit while you're ahead, plus a little luck.

dangerbob · 04-26-2010, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by MarinePaul

Wiefan, if I can tap the casino for a few bucks, anyone can. It's a matter of knowing when to quit while you're ahead, plus a little luck.

Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane walk into the propellers!

Wiefan went to Las Vegas. He had been in the casino for about an hour, and realized he was thirsty. So he went to the pop machine in the hall. He put $1.00 in and a Pepsi came out, he put another $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out, he put one last $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out.

His buddy, X-man saw him, and he said: "What are you doing?" And Wiefan said: "Duh!! I'm Winning!!!"

bangkokbobby · 09-06-2010, 01:01 PM

Beth Ann Baldry tweeted a link to her article on Lorena:

Lorena Ochoa says she 'made the right decision' about retirement. Ochoa enjoying perks of retirement

Beth Ann Baldry on Twitter: Beth Ann Baldry (Golfweek_Baldry) on Twitter

04-26-2010, 05:43 PM	#101
MarinePaul Moderator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Warren, Ohio Posts: 8,003	Wiefan, if I can tap the casino for a few bucks, anyone can. It's a matter of knowing when to quit while you're ahead, plus a little luck. __________________ Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you have.

04-26-2010, 05:55 PM	#102
dangerbob Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,872	Originally Posted by MarinePaul Wiefan, if I can tap the casino for a few bucks, anyone can. It's a matter of knowing when to quit while you're ahead, plus a little luck. Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Vegas? A: When you get off the plane walk into the propellers! Wiefan went to Las Vegas. He had been in the casino for about an hour, and realized he was thirsty. So he went to the pop machine in the hall. He put $1.00 in and a Pepsi came out, he put another $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out, he put one last $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out. His buddy, X-man saw him, and he said: "What are you doing?" And Wiefan said: "Duh!! I'm Winning!!!" __________________ "On this hapless EARTH There's small SINCERITY of mirth And LAUGHTER oft is but an ART To drown the outcry of the HEART!"

09-06-2010, 01:01 PM	#103
bangkokbobby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: New York Posts: 2,895	Beth Ann Baldry tweeted a link to her article on Lorena: Lorena Ochoa says she 'made the right decision' about retirement. Ochoa enjoying perks of retirement Beth Ann Baldry on Twitter: Beth Ann Baldry (Golfweek_Baldry) on Twitter __________________ Don't fear failure. — Not failure, but low aim, is the crime. In great attempts it is glorious even to fail. ---Bruce Lee http://bangkokbobbysports.wordpress.com/

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